"”Some people are stairs people, some people are elevator people. You are a stairs person. You would go to the building every day and someone would encourage you to choose either the stairs or the elevator, so naturally you choose the stairs. But at the top of the stairs, someone is there to kick you down them. They’re there the next day too. Maybe some days you make it to the top and don’t get kicked. But those days are few and far between. So then one day, you get tired of getting kicked down the stairs. You try the elevator. And yes, while the elevator only works most of the time and it’s not what you really want to do, it’s better than getting kicked down the stairs."
