How you doing?
… And in the harsh light of day, you realize that the guy that was super interesting and seemed great in the vicinity of an open bar is actually a
moron. But now you’re stuck in the hotel’s lounge eating shitty breakfast with your previous nights drunken mistake. Maybe you should have danced with the shy guy with glasses after all…
Then people will talk to you about whatever shitty movie they saw on cable last night, as if it were some kind of revelation to them. They’ll describe in minute detail the stupid things they like about this pile of shit that they saw recently. And then they’ll ask you what you think… of course if you give an honest opinion, you’re then seen as someone who doesn’t like “good” movies. If you lie, then it feels like you’re betraying self. Whatever. I’ll just betray myself and give them lukewarm answers instead of describing my dislike of Troy and The Da Vinci Code. They will somehow be unsatisfied that I don’t like what they like, something that I learned to be okay with 10 years ago (and they are in their 40s). I’m okay with that.
You are not that cool.
I leave on Wednesday for Ohio, then Chicago and Wisconsin. Bam!
You speak of your respect for those that keep their word… Glass houses…
… I did it for 3 years… I still find it magical, especially when you order it online… You tell a computer what you want to eat and some dude brings it to you. This is the future.
I’m so excited to not see smurfs!
1) Ken Jeong’s psycho sexual conspiracy theorist.
2) John Malkovich…
3) Alan Tudyk trying to speak Russian.
4) Excessive robot decapitation.
5) The opening.
… don’t take investment advice from them.
-Netflix Watch Instantly
…She probably was pretty involved in this crime (directly or indirectly). But it’s the prosecutions job to to convince the jury of this through evidence, cause, and witness testimony. Either the evidence and witness testimony didn’t exist or they did a shitty job of showing it. Either way if it were my trial and I was innocent (which I’m not sure Casey Anthony is), I’d be happy if the prosecution did as shitty of a job as they did proving the death of this poor child. The jury made the most logical decision given the case presented.
Youtube comments are, at the same time, enraging and sublime:
“No. Everyone knows Robin is a mindless drone with no real mind at all.”
Just saying, one tastes like bad beer with lime and the other tastes like Sprite that somehow is also beer.