Laura: Listen, Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It's either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.
Rob: No. I only have a few left, I've been saving them for later.
Laura: Right. It'll have to be sex, then.
Rob: Right. Right.
chickinanugget asked: Yo. Now tell me YOUR favorite kind of pizza... and ice cream.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.– Rudyard Kipling, and men everywhere…
sheishannahrific replied to your photo lookin’ flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Oh stop, you are. ;)
Why are you so far away from me? I need help and you’re way across the sea I could never touch you I think it would be wrong I’ve got your letter You’ve got my song
My life is like a Zack Snyder movie lately...
… No there aren’t oiled up shirtless dudes running around (well none more then usual). It just feels like everything’s in slowmotion… I want this movie to go a little faster.
More like one in a million...
… So your saying there’s a chance?
Woah dude... Tornado Warning near me... in... →
This is nuts.
It’s been 16 days since the death of my father in a car accident on I-5 outside of Orland, CA. It still feels unreal. I still have this expectation for him to walk through the door, smile, and apologize for being late. I chose not to view his body. I don’t regret that choice, but I feel like not seeing him has prevented me from being able to fully allow him to be gone. I will always...
Note to self: when someone that you know loses someone dear to them, never say “my condolences”. It’s the cheapest sounding thing to hear in this situation.
chickinanugget asked: I cut my finger off like you told me to, but it didn't work. My phantom finger still itches.
Well, tonight was dramatic. Yelling is never fun, especially when it’s at your grandfather on a hard day like today.
No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear.– C.S. Lewis, A Grief Observed
It’s a struggle to find the words to make yourself feel better in times like these. It’s a struggle to find the strength you need to get through days like today. It’s a struggle to endure the worst day of your life in the company of strangers. Today is that day. Today my dad died.
I’ve got magic and poetry in my fingertips, most of time, and this includes...– Charlie Sheen, who’s replaced Mel Gibson as my favorite Hollywood crazy person.