November 2011
34 posts
The Marriage Conundrum.
A friend of mine recently tied the knot, which is cool. The dumb thing is that a noticeable number of women that used to be in his life have decided that now is a good time to re-enter it. So all these girls that he used to like, or date, are jumping back into his life and trying to reconnect in a shady way. It’s the kind of thing that you always suspect to be true of certain women, but you...
RIP Patrice Oneal.
Stand-up comedy is a lot less funny today.
You want to check me in? F#ck th@t sh*t.
I fucking hate that people check-in everywhere they go. “Christy Genaro is at AMPM on Cohasset ‘Getting gas and Dorito’s with my girls!’” Fuck you. Who needs to fucking hear this. The answer is no one. NO ONE CARES! NOT A FUCKING PERSON. OK, well maybe a few people do, but do you want the people that REALLY want to know where you are all the time to know where you are...
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I'm just going to throw this out there.
christinadear:
I don’t understand why so many people are afraid of being single or why people put up with so much bullshit in relationships just to spare themselves the risk of being alone or why people stay in relationships even though they clearly have feelings for other people.
I don’t understand why being single has such a negative connotation.
Being single does not equate unhappiness...
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Hey Listen!
If you’re a Community fan like I am, check out this episode of The Indoor Kids podcast. It’s an interview with Community’s creator-god, Dan Harmon, that much like an episode of his show pretends to be about videogames but then becomes about the nature of humanity. Laugh track fans need not apply.
The Waiting Game 101
So you may have heard that Community has been pulled from NBC’s Midseason Lineup. This basically means that while they will still make the full season of episodes, the show is currently on forced hiatus for the time being. This happens. It almost never ends in the show getting another season after it happens, but it isn’t the end of the line… yet. It’s a disappointing state...
ProTip
If you’re writing about someone having to “sue” someone else, don’t capitalize ”sue”. Otherwise it looks like this: “I think he’s going to Sue him.” “I think what they need to do is Sue them into the poor house.” “If they Sue, we will look bad.”
Who is this Sue? She sounds awful.
Skyrim. 45 Minutes in.
Dragon. Dungeon. Dark Elf (my chosen race). Dual Wielding (Maces). Dozens of Nord Dudes.
Never trust a person that never admits they are wrong. Conversely, always be annoyed that you are wrong, but be willing to admit it.
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12 Hours of Skyrim →
Giant Bomb is letting Greg Kasavin (One of the creative forces behind the amazing game, Bastion) play Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for 12 hours tomorrow. However they are broadcasting the whole thing. Starting at 8am PST, I want to watch the first hour or two at least (knowing that this game will probably take my entire life to finish, I’m not afraid of spoilers). Check it out if you’re...
Winter is coming...
Holy fuck
I can play any video file through the USB port on my tv… This is good.
“Next time I want to get married, I’ll find a girl that hates me and buy...”
Scarlet announced under $10k →
umuima:
Fuck yeah.
Me want.
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If you're always trolling...
… who will ever believe you? Who will give a shit when you say something real? Who will want to stay friends with you for long? Not many people. If you wonder why all your friends are unreliable shitheads, maybe you should take a long hard look within. Maybe nice people just don’t trust you. Maybe you should just fucking stop.
