Buy Me This: LED Light Panels... like 5 of them. →
time travel, to me, would just be a way to punch myself in the balls– Me, a few minutes ago.
I think I’m the only person I know that really liked Observe & Report. In fact several friends were offended by it. I guess I just don’t get offended by anything at all and found the offensive bits to be hilarious. Whatevs. Different strokes for different folks. Those people probably liked Grown Ups or Furry Vengeance, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
azizisbored: Breaking Bad is now on ABC! BB fans - this is a must watch. Hilarious.
zachzeller: UPDATE: Today we tracked vocals on...
Roses cover by Last Workhorse. Live at Normal St....
So, you had to know it would happen: a narrative film shot on the new iphone. It’s being made by some talented people, but that doesn’t change the gimmick factor. I’ll watch the first one, but after that I’m not promising anything. I’ve felt that films should be made with best tools at hand or the best tools that one can afford for the job. If you’re a studio,...
The palest ink is better than the best memory.– Chinese Proverb
Today I went to the library and I picked up: - The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky - Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain - The Eyre Affair by Jasper Fforde
You’re the real reason I’m not moving to LA.
I thought I told you that the secret to life was to do what you want and damn the consequences. No point in allowing others to hold you back. Me included.
I wasn’t joking that night. I was dead serious. And you made it impossible for me to do it again for 5 years. I’ve never fully recovered.
I’ve always resented you for his death.
I know you cheated on your boyfriend that night. I was only annoyed because it wasn’t with me. I hope your wedding was nice.
He’s been cheating on you (and will be 3 years later). He’s a fucking asshole. Oh and I like Lord of the Rings, but that’s the only thing I ever lied about.
We’ve been friends for forever and how long have you known him? A few years. I have to say, situation reversed, I would have given you that position.
I watched you that night. It killed me. I think I understand why you did it. That said, you’re a fucking bitch.
Did I ever tell you that I once had a secret crush on you? Oh, you ruined it. You ruin lots of things, but you already knew that part.
I will air some dirty laundry. Check back once an hour. The “TIWIS” tag will signify those posts.
The Importance of Being Honest: A Conversation...
America comes home to Britain, in 1776.
America: Hey Britain.
Britain: Hi honey, there's these really cute Jimmy Choos that I saw at the mall today, do you think I can use the credit card tomorrow?
America: Yeah yeah yeah, sure... I just wanted to talk to you about something...
America: Gee, well... This is harder than I thought.
Britain: Oh no...
America: It's not you, it's me. I'm just not in that place in my life, you know? I think we need to break up.
Britain: (breaks into tears) I knew you would do this to me. France kept warning me that you would do this.
America: I'm sorry Brit. I just am in a bad place right now and I need to get my head on straight.
Britain: (sobbing) Fuck you. You fucking weak asshole. Fuck you.
America: I'm sorry... (panicking) I'm just joking.
Britain: (tears slow down) Wha...What?
America: (hugging Britain tightly to his chest, he appears remorseful) I was only joking.
Britain: (smiling, obliviously in her man's arms) Thank god, I really believed you for a second.
America: (a single tear falls down his face) I know... I know...
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you...– Sam Rayburn (1882 - 1961), quoted Washingtonian, November 1978
sheishannahrific replied to your post: Why is everyone offended all the time? I am offended by this. … =) ;)
Why is everyone offended all the time?
I don’t get it. Stop being a jackass and get over yourself.
Fuck You Asshole.
And their stupid hair… stupid allergies.
John Hodgman, aliens. Nuff said.
We don’t really think that graphic artists should be paid because...– Some Craigslist ad. Their rate is $4 an hour, which isn’t close to California minimum wage. Fuck people like this.
The Best of Times by Greg Thomas This is my graduation. And I’m in it. :P
In response to Micah Van Hove’s Film School post: I can’t disagree with you. I went to film school because my parents wanted me to go (and while I don’t do everything they tell me to, I let them have this one) and I didn’t really learn anything that I didn’t already know. I learned most of what I know from making hundreds of filmmaking mistakes as a teenager, and the...
Update to my reaction to Jim from Red's comments →
With a response to his latest post. Check it out.
Zeiss CP.2 Primes Set →
Someone wanna buy me 6 7 lenses for $24K?
RED’s Jim Jannard Blasts DSLR Cinematographers,... →
I’m fucking tired of Jim Jannard talking shit about other cameras when he can’t make a fucking release date with his own. I like Red and I like the products that they’ve made thus far. But they just announced more delays to their supposed “game changing” cameras. I can understand delays, but Jim… Shut the fuck up. Not everyone can afford the only camera that you...