October 2010
29 posts
It's been a good year for gamers...
I held my breath, you let me choke. I closed my eyes, you disappeared. I realized I didn’t love you and I don’t care what you did after that…
“And then she said “That is the biggest penis I’ve ever seen”...”
– Dwight Shrute
New Rule...
“No making friends with the temps.”
It’s not gonna be fun when they’re let go soon. :(
I want a girl that shows me the same amount of respect and love that I’ve shown every girl I’ve ever fallen for. So that will never happen…
"There's nothing good on television."
Bullshit. We’re living in a golden age of televised entertainment. We have shows like Mad Men, Breaking Bad, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Louie, Lost, Eastbound & Down, Community, etc… there’s been more great shows to watch in the past year then in any year previous as far as I can estimate. And now we’ve got another great new show, The Walking Dead,...
“Girlfriend? The closest any girls gotten was Girlacquaintance… and that...”
– Me
Expectations.
I made the mistake of letting people know what my halloween costume was going to be this year. So I’ve decided to change it and tell no one what it is. I think it will be better this way….
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Dying Girl, 7, Taunted by Neighbors →
Some people are real assholes.
New Bass is tits.
Just thought I’d let you know.
The Importance of Being Awesome
It’s nice when people tell me complementary things about myself. According to other people, I’m: Funny, Awesome, Cool, Witty, Smart, Compassionate and Fun-To-Be-Around. It’s nice to hear these things. The problem is that these supposed qualities have never worked in my favor in any of my romantic pursuits. I guess girls don’t like “Funny, Awesome, Cool, Witty, Smart,...
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“You guys make fun of me for not caring about religion, but at least I’m...”
– Jeff Winger (Joel McHale), Community… Sums it up.
A Letter To The First Girls Who Ruined Me
The Names Have Been Heavily Jumbled To Protect The Guilty Parties.
Dear Rahcel, Autmun and Jenyn, I hope things are well. Actually, that’s a lie. I hope things are annoyingly mediocre. You were the first three girls that I ever had feelings for. The first three girls that I ever confessed my feelings for. Oh and the first three girls to ruin me for the rest of my life. So thanks for that.
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Drew Masters is a fucking weirdo.
Here’s why:
I just ordered a bass guitar. I’m not exactly sure why… but I did it.
I won’t buy Tootsie Roll Pops if the package contains “too many” chocolate or the new banana flavored lolly pops.
I think that canned soda tastes better when in a cup… ice is cool (get it? pun!), but not necessary for me to think that it tastes better when in a cup. Though...
“I’m 6’5”, 220 pounds, and there are two of me.”
– Tyler Winklevoss referring to himself and his twin brother, The Social Network
“Dee, stop dancing… you look like an asshole.”
– Dennis, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Pavement - Gold Soundz
A little more about my new(ish) job...
I work the night shift (it pays more than day shift), which lasts from 4pm-12:30am (unless there’s overtime and there is usually overtime). I work fulltime. It’s a seasonal position, which means sometime in the nearish future, I will be temporarily unemployed… then next year I’ll be rehired (unless they hate me). Despite not knowing when and how long I will be out of work,...
