May 2013
11 posts
April 2013
16 posts
Someone closed the door.
I can either sit back and wait for them to open it again (which could take years) or I can kick that motherfucker down and continue on my own. In this case, I think the latter is the right choice. More on this later.
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If people just checked snopes before they hit that fucking facebook share button, the world might be a better place.
It seems to me, that around here, moderately attractive people can do whatever the fuck they want.
4 tags
March 2013
9 posts
February 2013
35 posts
My ability to tolerate assholes is shrinking with each passing year. This might get real pretty quick…
Here I am...
…sitting at home on another Saturday night, marathoning a TV show that I’ve already seen every episode of. And I wonder why I’m single.
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The modern epitaph: “Starved to death doing what he loved; taking instagram photos of his food.”
