May 2013
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April 2013
16 posts
Apr 27th
Someone closed the door.
I can either sit back and wait for them to open it again (which could take years) or I can kick that motherfucker down and continue on my own. In this case, I think the latter is the right choice. More on this later.
Apr 26th
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Apr 16th
If people just checked snopes before they hit that fucking facebook share button, the world might be a better place.
Apr 10th
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It seems to me, that around here, moderately attractive people can do whatever the fuck they want.
Apr 9th
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March 2013
9 posts
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February 2013
35 posts
Feb 27th
My ability to tolerate assholes is shrinking with each passing year. This might get real pretty quick…
Feb 27th
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Feb 25th
Here I am...
…sitting at home on another Saturday night, marathoning a TV show that I’ve already seen every episode of. And I wonder why I’m single.
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Feb 12th
31 notes
The modern epitaph: “Starved to death doing what he loved; taking instagram photos of his food.”
Feb 12th
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