Someone closed the door.
I can either sit back and wait for them to open it again (which could take years) or I can kick that motherfucker down and continue on my own. In this case, I think the latter is the right choice. More on this later.
If people just checked snopes before they hit that fucking facebook share button, the world might be a better place.
It seems to me, that around here, moderately attractive people can do whatever the fuck they want.
My ability to tolerate assholes is shrinking with each passing year. This might get real pretty quick…
Here I am...
…sitting at home on another Saturday night, marathoning a TV show that I’ve already seen every episode of. And I wonder why I’m single.
The modern epitaph: “Starved to death doing what he loved; taking instagram photos of his food.”